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writerverse : Challenge #31 - Dirty Limericks
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LIMERICK #1:
He thought he had scored
When the lovely lady asked for more
With teeth and tongue
She realized he wasn’t well hung
Sadly she gave him a boot to the door
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LIMERICK #2:
His best work was spent on his knees
Making his partners cry like banshees
He loved the chill of ice cubes
Combined with copious amounts of lube
Their pleasure was a guarantee
writerverse : Challenge #31 - Dirty Limericks--
LIMERICK #1:
He thought he had scored
When the lovely lady asked for more
With teeth and tongue
She realized he wasn’t well hung
Sadly she gave him a boot to the door
--
LIMERICK #2:
His best work was spent on his knees
Making his partners cry like banshees
He loved the chill of ice cubes
Combined with copious amounts of lube
Their pleasure was a guarantee
